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May 3, 2018
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A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.  At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.  As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.  “Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?”  

“Yes, they help me sleep at night.”  

“Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!”  

She reached out and patted the young doctor’s knee and said, “Yes, dear, I know that.  But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old Granddaughter drinks.  And believe me it definitely helps me sleep at night.”  


Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.  The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’  The question was worth 70 points or none at all.  One student was hard put to think of seven advantages.  He wrote:

1)  It is perfect formula for the child.
2)  It provides immunity against several diseases.
3)  It is always the right temperature.
4)  It is inexpensive.
5)  It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6)  It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.  Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote:
7)  It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.  He got an A


An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.  She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103.  She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

February 3, 2018
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With the daily exposure of corruption in our government, I think we need some humor to separate us from that, for awhile. I got this today and had a laugh, so wanted to share. Ramona


Just wondering…

Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

 What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

 If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

 Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?

 Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?

 Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

 Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

 The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.

 Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

 Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

 The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

 Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

 If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

 When 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we should just call it “2’s Day,” right?

 A century ago, a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable.  Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town.  The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that.


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